Well, todays ITINERARY is that we travel over the river and through the woods, and beat away the big bad wolf so that grannie can actually move into the city. Mainly because every time I go and see her, that damn wolf is always in her clothes. Talk about a drag dog (hahaha). Also my grannie is PHLEGMATIC so she can hardly defend herself against that monster. She is just way to slow, and old aged. It doesn't help that when I do show up and the stupid thing is in her bed we always have a ALTERCATION and fight and fight and fight. It does get rather old. Maybe I should just through grannies old wrinkly bum into a nursing home. I am rather sick of having to THWART the wolf's plans all the time. All he does is fricken try to steal the food that I bring for grannie. I honestly don't know why he likes it, all it is just mushed up peas and pills. That is so not what I would want for my supper. Unless the wolf is going into a grannie like stage POSTHUMOUS to his current self.
Well, off I go. I'm just going to bring the twelve gage. For the wolf of corse...
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